I love putting words on the internet.

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Burn It All Down

That’s me writing Burn It All Down, my weekly-ish newsletter.

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Copywriting

I’ve ghostwritten celebrity tweets, written headlines clicked by millions, and have photoshopped a kajillion memes that made the internet feel seen. I’ve built social media voices for big brands, TV shows, and one of the most famous women in the world.

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Scripted

I create shortform video content that gets viewed, liked, and shared on social. I’ve written scripts for voices ranging from Chelsea Handler to Oprah Winfrey to the extremely charming cast of Bridgerton. It’s called range.