I put words on the internet.

And sometimes they even pay me for it!

Burn It All Down

That’s me writing my weekly-ish newsletter. You should subscribe.

Copywriting

I’ve ghostwritten celebrity tweets, written headlines clicked by millions, and have photoshopped a kajillion memes that made the internet say “me.” I’ve built social media voices for big brands, TV shows, and more than one talk show host.

Scripted

I create shortform video content that gets viewed, liked, and shared. I’ve written scripts for voices ranging from Chelsea Handler to Oprah Winfrey to the extremely charming cast of Bridgerton. It’s called range.